I returned from the Kingdom of Aggieland last Thursday night, and then promptly felt the need for recuperation from my toils by staying home Friday. I had wholly felt that I had earned the right to sit and do nothing all day, but Mitzy felt differently. Since we had company coming over that evening she ordained that I should take care of some issues about the house in anticipation of their arrival. For my part I think I handled the disappointment that the cancelation of my plans elicited, and while the list may not have hit 100% completion I think I made an admirable effort. To my credit I did some tasks that had not been outlined in list format, but which held hefty benefits of their own.
I was not optimistic that company coming over was the best thing for me, or Mitzy, but those apprehensions proved unfounded and we had a pleasant evening with friends. Friends we had not seen in some time, and as one of those friends is seriously pregnant, the opportunities for get-togethers will probably not increase in the near future. She is set to pop in the next two weeks, and from then on I presume she will be preoccupied.
Whilst in Aggieland I was consuming great stores of knowledge, and I had let lapse from my memory the scheduled wedding of a distant cousin that was set to occur this last Saturday in San Antonio. I was reminded mid-week. Now I will swear vehemently that I did most definitely RSVP for this event with my mother, but she said I did not, and some battles are not worth fighting. As are most battles with ones mother. Fortunately I was able to get us some hotel reservations, and communicate with my mom that we would be attending, just like I had always said I would.
I booked us at the Menger, which was surprising only twenty US dollars more than the Red Roof Inn. Now while the Menger is monstrously cooler than the Red Roof, I forget that there are additional costs to staying there, but I still felt it was worth the extra expenditure. If you’re not familiar with it, it is a historic old hotel right across from the Alamo itself, with one part new and one part old. We staid in the old part. It is also supposedly haunted, but I’ve found spectral interaction lacking. Alas, paranormal cavorting is not listed in the brochure, so I’ve never formally complained.
The trip started out well, we roused from bed around 8ish and made it out of the house before 9ish. With a brief stop in West for kolaces (sp?) we made it to Waco by 11ish. In what was probably the first of several missteps I decided we should go to my parent’s house, and then travel convoy style the rest of the way. This would be the first of several unintended annoyances and delays.
The wedding was at 7:00 in the PM, and as we left Waco around 11:30 in the AM I felt sure this would give us more than enough time to get into town, relax, and then get ready for the wedding. Of course this was wrong. The traffic from Waco through Austin was horrible and it took us the better part of an hour to make it across that cursed city. A brief aside, I hear so many people go on and on about how much they love Austin, but my most prevalent association with that city is the nightmarish traffic, gridlock and over crowding. I do not care for Austin, though I can see how one under different circumstances might grow to like it.
Past Austin and into San Antonio was much less stressful, traffic was light, I took all the right exits and was headed the exact right way when we started hitting ROAD CLOSED barriers. Evidently they decided to close off every street going into the Alamo Plaza area. Due to some sort of Art Festival. This presented a challenge since the Menger is on Alamo Plaza. After about a half hour of tense moments, frenzied navigation, probably traffic violations and a brief call to the Menger front desk we managed to arrive at our destination mostly unscathed.
Once checked in, I felt like things would get better, and indeed I was surprised to find that they had put us in a suite. I had expected a simple room, and that was all I had ordered, but for whatever reason we got a nice suite with a sitting area and two bathrooms. This was an undeniable upswing in our fortunes thus far, and did a lot to cool frayed nerves. At least for a while. The only downside to this suite business was its name, the William T. Sherman Suite. How a hotel in the south, based in San Antonio could name a suite after that Yankee jackanape I’ll never
know, but I did get over it.
Preparation for the wedding left little time for rest, recovery and relaxation. The delays had added up and we were forced to scramble to get ready in order to facilitate the established time line. Beleaguered, yet doughty we mustered on through the complexities of coordinating logistics with my family as led by my mother. After myriad phone calls back and forth we were picked up and on our way, and while mother fretted about our tardiness we were to find out that these types of events rarely start on time.
The wedding itself was fun, if not overly crowded. I would come to learn that the original plan had been to incorporate both indoor and outdoor areas of the Witte Museum, yet due to the weather we were all packed indoors. It must be stated that my cousins on this side of the family lavished great ladles of cash for this shindig, but it is undeniable that the exact execution and quality of service left a little to be desired. Full open bars do a lot to make you forget small inequities on service though, so I think we all managed to have a good time. We finally got back to the hotel around midnight, and after watching Cheaters (oh yeah!) we eagerly got into the huge king-sized bed and fell asleep. It was a refreshing rest, but not long enough. The absence of cats to wake us up meant we both slept the night through, but wheels were already in motion, and plans had been made for Sunday morning. And who am I to blow against the wind?
Said plans were to take the traveling family circus to Mi Tierra at the Market Plaza for breakfast, but it was not to be as originally conceived. My mother made vailiant attempts to herd the proverbial cats, but the structural integrity of her machinations fell apart as the navigation to Market Plaza proved overwhelming. Mitzy and I had already left the hotel, we were going to take the trolly there, as we had done before, and this is much easier than traversing downtown San Antonio. A last frazzled call from my mother told me that the jig was up and everyone was going home, including them. I told her to have fun, but we were already on our way, so we’d talk to them later. It was then that she finally came out of mother hen mode and decided she didn’t have to watch over the rest of the family (indeed, six adults could travel north to Waco by themselves). So they met us there and all was right with the world, mostly, except that after giving our name to the host they switched host stations (yes, they have two!) and our place was lost. I was a little pissed at this, I don’t agree that we should have gone behind people we were previously ahead of, but Mi Tierra is crazy popular, and crazy busy, I doubt they give two tugs about one group of customers. Plus, we’d already endured several trials of patience, so what was one more. We did finally make it to our table, and we ate, and it was enjoyable. When we left I couldn’t believe the amount of people waiting to be seated, it was really incredible, but honestly I don’t see what the fuss was about. The food was good, but definitely not as good as what we can get in Dallas.
Thankfully the rest of the trip was uneventful and a little after noon we made our way back up towards Dallas via I-35. We stopped briefly at the IKEA outside of Austin to pick up some things we hadn’t been able to procure from the Frisco IKEA. We only stopped for a burger in Belton, but that was our last stop, and we made it back home safe and sound. It was a much more frantic trip than I had imagined, I had hoped for a semi-relaxed jaunt, but there’s only so much you can do with unexpected circumstances. I hadn’t bargained on Spring Break, and there were evidently a lot of folks taking advantage of their vacation time. The traffic south was unbelievably packed, and it made me very glad we were headed north.