Disturbing Trend in Functionality
I couldn’t tell you why, nor can I pinpoint any changes either mundane or supernatural. Life tends to go along as a series of events and trends and the alternation of these occurrences tend to be obscure. I recall, a long time ago, that a friend of mine had a program for his 8086 XT computer that mapped out a “biorhythm” depending on your age and birth date. Essentially it mapped out a sine wave that flowed with an unknown frequency but purported to indicate the peaks and valleys of life, so-to-speak. I’ve sense heard that such things are nonsense, a pseudoscience, but sometimes I wonder, because I just don’t have any response as to the sudden difficulty I’ve had keeping my fly zipped up. Really, it’s never been an issue before, but I think we can all agree that this is a situation that can have far reaching and unforeseen implications…if you think on it. Especially in a business environment, and especially if you wear boxers. And I don’t know how familiar you are with boxers, but they don’t always come with buttons that allow you to secure the fly hole. So you can reasonably see, by mapping out the possibilities, that this is a reasonably serious situation.
Eternal vigilance is then, I guess, the only counter to nefarious and mysterious alterations to one’s biorhythm’s of happenstance, or that illusive ebb and flow of the life force.