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Home Tours:

Pay some nefarious group $20 a ticket so you get the privilege of tromping through their made up, it only looks like this because we don’t actually live in it, we’re richer and can afford better things than you and the house to show-case them in house. Do NOT step off of the plastic.
No snacks
No booze

Art Studio Tours:

Free! Swing by and check out all of our ridiculously over priced art that we only get to indulge in because we’re richer and better than you, but you’ll get over it because you’ll fawn over our artsy-fartsy houses, landscaped backyards with private mini-LAKES! that you’ll never be able to afford. But we actually hang out and will talk to you about our cats, dogs and recent bout of West-Nile.

Help yourself to the bowl of assorted nuts, candy, Whole Foods pastries and whatever free snack we’ve laid out for you…please sign the guest book.

The wine is right there if you would like some. Sodas if you’re driving…wink…nudge.

Once you’re done checking out the green house and reasonably priced ceramic pottery be sure to help yourself to the MARGARITA MACHINE! Please sign guest book.