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April 30, 2007

Alert.

Hot symbol tip

How dare this insignificant roundhead talk about her like that.

I get these messages in my junk e-mail folder all the time and I don't know why, but they amuse me.

April 17, 2007

Hot Lava

You know, I’ve learned something today. It is a bad idea to microwave the honey bear, even if he has very little honey left in him. He tends to expulse his contents all over the bottom of the microwave and if you’ve never experienced it, I believe that honey takes on a molten magma like quality when heated. It oozes everywhere, burns and then quickly begins to solidify.

April 04, 2007

Genius

En Punto.