Things You Don’t Want To Hear In The Gym Locker Room
Voice 1: I’m just gonna grab my junk here and run.
Voice 2: That’s something I’d like to see…
There was some conversation going on between a couple of the older gentleman who frequent the fitness center. Voice 1 is a very loud and boisterous one, as in obnoxiously loud. You can pretty much hear him from any location in the locker room. It’s the kind of voice that makes me think of a crabby old Greek cabby from New York, the kind that really doesn’t know how loud he is, he simply knows no other way to verbally communicate. So as I’m drying off I hear him, it is a voice that is instantly recognizable, and I hear the low volume replies of whoever he’s assaulting in conversation. Through the din I caught the above snippet. And really that was all as everything else was drowned out by my giggling.: