Comeuppance
I'm sure there will be a day where you, all my filthy readers, will gather in small groups to discuss how you knew me back when. In the days before my jump to stardom as an NHL Star, but as you can all see I shant be long in dwelling amongst you lower sorts. My true calling has finally been realized and I shall soon be playing for the NHL franchise of my choice, with a Robot Monkey of my very own.
I do promise that I will not forget the little people…
