Unwanted Commentary

So yeah, the party evening is over. Memorable points? Nothing really sticks out in my mind other than I drank a lot of free (and varied) alcohol and feel very strange for having left Guinness in the refrigerator, even if I did give it as a gift. One could point out that Justin (the boy who's 21st birthday it was) passing out on the floor in the fetal position was memorable, but let's be honest, we all sort of expected that. You might, if you knew about it, tell me that me swimming in the pool with Shelby's Golden Lab was an exceptional highlight of the evening, but it lacks that sort of dramatic element and it really isn't very inspiring. Loosing my glasses at the bottom of the pool and miraculously finding them, NOW that is a story worthy of telling. And why do I have big scratches on my torso?

In the end there was no hooking of any sort, neither of the up variety nor down. Is there a down? All told this is probably the best outcome. Cute OK Amy went home early in the night and she totally missed the pool episode, so her chance to see me without my shirt on…a most mesmerizing visual…was lost. Shelby; however, seems to have been immune to such displays of wanton male sexual happenstance. I did at some point feel I could have put some of those moves, that I've heard so much about, on Ms. Shelby, but I could never pull the trigger on that adventure and something tells me that the scenario worked out for the best of all involved. No one needs to bring up my last clumsy attempt on a cute neighbor do they? I thought not.

Special thanks to Trinity for the phone call and not minding me drunk dialing her at what I believe was 1:00 or so in the morning for her. Special apologies to the bunny for drunk dialing her, hope I didn't wake you.