Retraction
I also hate it when my reason for hating is taken away...or...wait, nevermind. I ended up not being required to heave computers across the street, only my coworkers did but it was only two systems so I don't feel no shame.
I'm still determined to be surly today though, nothing or no one is taking that away from me.
Ah, fuck it. I can't be surly.
Oh! Co-worker Jon ate half of a moldy blueberry pie yesterday. The Big Boss brought one in and Jon took to it like a killer bunny to a knight's throat. In the afternoon, as I was about to partake of a small bit, he noticed a white fuzzy growth. As of yet no side effects have been visible. A shame really.