Unwanted Commentary

I had this in my email this morning:

Lisa good to neo_oneluv Apr 4 (4 days ago)

Hey sweetie! It's me, Lisa. It's been a while since
you messaged me. You've probably found someone else! I
think I told you before about my job. Anyway, I've
been in and out of town quite a bit lately and I never
get a chance to be online. Sorry it took so long ;)

Here's my most recent profile under the screen name
airlinelove:

http://www.tomypics.com

this is the pword - oursecret

I don't give this out to just everyone, buddy ;) So,
keep it to yourself!

My picture is on there... I don't have clothes on in
this picture... It says I'm in Birmingham, that's
where my parents are. I stay there every once in a
while. Thinking about taking this profile down
soon...but I can send you some other pictures if
want;)

Stay in touch!

:)Lisa

Pretty impressive, huh? I mean, I know it's not real...no really, I know. And I doubt you should click on the link. But I was thinking...gee...if I get a few of these every week I can just pretend that I'm having affairs with multiple hot chicks. Neato.

But the legalities always screw up my fantasies. *sigh*

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I shouldn't try to be clever this early in the morning...oh...wait...um afternoon. Yay late night boozing and xbox playing!