Hooray for Boobies
I'm finally getting comment spam that I can appreciate. It would seem that simply having the word "breast" in the comment blurb has a calming effect and, while I still delete them, I don't curse as much while doing so. I don't need to have my own breasts enlarged, implanted or augmented, but thinking about breasts, even in broad general terms, is nice. I don't really care for surgically enhanced boobies (I've been told that lots of guys say this, but that we don't mean it), so the images conjured are all natural just as the good Lord intended. This means that the advertisers are, in a sense, giving me my own little imaginary porn every time I clean out my comments and that makes an arduous task much less trying.