Unwanted Commentary

So wait a minute here. First I was getting spammed for Viagra and various other ED drugs, now I'm getting bestiality spam. What's the logic here?

I envision a redneck, pikie mother fucker, a bent and unashed smoke hanging from his chapped lips. He's squinting at a yellowed 15" Compaq monitor, greasy fingers clasping a mouse that doesn't quite roll right anymore. All alone in his unibomber style shed in the wilds of West Texas muttering to himself, "Meh, (incoherent mumblings) we didn't get him with the Viagra or the Cialis precious, maybe he responds to different (cackling) things (racked coughing followed by more cackling)."

After some forced mouse work and a few heart palpitations, "Ahhhh precious, we bet he likes the bestiality…we knows hows all his hits comes from searches for "tight ass"…we thinks he likes the naughty bunnies and sexy duckies…ponies and puppies." Maniacal laughter emanates from his raspy air ways, until the cherry from his smoke falls into his crotch. Wild flailing and flatulent cursing ensue, but unfortunately the high flammability of his unwashed underwear cause a flash fire in which he and his dwelling are consumed.

Somewhere in the rugged desert of West Texas a lonely plume of smoke rises to the heavens.

HARRRRRRR!