One Sock to Bind Them
Her: so you have till wednesday off huh? wanna do me a favor?
Her: my apartment is a mess and i need laundry done
Me: pfft
Me: so is mine
Me: 
Her: yeah, but.... that's you...
Me: ...but I'm a bad cleaner...you'd just have to do it again anyway
Her: lol.. you've got a point.
Her: you won't alphabetize the socks right
Me: I might, but it won't be any alphabet you recognize
Her: hehe... some Tolkien language
Her: then make it spell 'stupid bitch'
Her: 
Me: yes your sock drawer will be alphabetized in the dark language of Mordor
Me: LOL
Her: LOL