You know what I love about Cats
The fact that you can ignore them completely, but when they need your love they impose it upon you in the most obnoxious way.
You push them away, kick them, throw them, but still they persist.
And then you give it to them, because you're a pussy and you love them, so you feed them, clean out their litter box, you pet them and they fucking purr and act all cute and then they leave you once they're satiated
Then you can fucking go about your own god damned selfish business, take care of all your loathsome personal needs and they don't care.
But they are still there.
That's fucking beautiful.
You know the thing that I love about cats.