Unwanted Commentary

It was a quiet weekend again and I didn't do much except for exist. My domestic responsibilities have been deteriorating the last few weeks...I seem unable to actually fold the laundry once it's done and dishwashing has been overlooked except for when necessary. My mom is coming up next weekend though, so I imagine I will scrub and clean everything.

I smoked too much again and definitely drank too much on Saturday night as can be attested by my blogging like a crazy person at 5:00 in the morning. I am pleased with the work I put out in my inebriated milieu even if it does disturb me to a certain point. I only smoke and drink on the weekends, but I'm feeling quite serious about giving up the smokes…I mean I'm not even a smoker, I'm not sure why I do it….I think it may be the rebellious nature of them, but I have no idea what I'm rebelling against.

Actually that's not true. I do know why I was smoking. It was so I could go outside and have an excuse to stand around and talk to the dog people. What can I say even I get lonely and of course there was a cute blonde chick. Honestly tough, there's only so much entertainment from watching other peoples dogs hump each other. And listening to the same inane banter and dog humping jokes that went along with this display of canine homosexuality got old really fast. The blonde chick, while cute, proved to be inordinately uninteresting, she's a big football freak; which, as a male I feel I should view as good quality, but I have an aversion to football. Hockey rules! But back to the point, I haven't been going outside to talk to them anymore, so my original reason for smoking is gone…I should really stop.

I did have an amazingly wonderful time Friday night, something I had been anticipating for awhile finally came to pass and I can't tell you what a wonderful event it was. Indeed it was everything I had thought it would be and more. Saturday night was as equally amazing, in a different, but no less important way. I felt there was a lot of good time spent this weekend and I am well pleased. I could go on and on, but I don't want to bore anyone.

Oh wait, that's what I do here. Here's to a good week my nonexistent filthy readers.