Warren Ellis is god
Where to buddy?
Now there's a question.
First, I want to walk into a bar and drink it.
And then I'm going to start a fight with five men and win.
And then I am going to make use of a truly staggering number of prostitutes. Some of whom I may have been married to.
Following which, I wil buy drugs. I will, in fact, show them a large pillowcase, and tell them to fill it with drugs.
And I'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account.
- Big Daddy Mitch Royce
Transmetropolitan: No. 51 "Two-Fisted Editor"