Unwanted Commentary

I'm sure it's happened to you. You get excited because someone leaves comments on your blog and you think, "Hey I should be polite and check out their site and see what they have going on." So you do it and it's groovy and you're thinkin' their site is quite the cat's pajamas, and then you find they have this quiz thing, and you're all like, "I hate these quiz things...but...ummm…fuck, I gotta do it." So I did.

Here it is: *sigh*

eXpressive: 7/10
Practical: 7/10
Physical: 4/10
Giver: 8/10
You are a XPIG--Expressive Practical Intellectual Giver. This makes you a Catch.

You are a magazine-cover, matinee idol dreamboat. Parents love you and want to set you up with their kids. However, first dates are tough because it takes time for your qualities to come out.

You are generous and kind. You think first and act later. You are cool in a conflict, but your practical side means if your partner throws out emotional appeals ("why can't we do what I want for a change?") they will grate on your nerves, even when the conflict is resolved.

You're a romantic. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt, and you don't just fall into bed with anyone. You pay close attention to your significant other's needs, and this makes you an excellent lover and partner. The problem is that your friends and lovers may find it so easy to express things to *you* that they lose sight of whether you feel as comfortable with *them*! This doesn't necessarily make you feel under-appreciated -- you're too well-adjusted and self-aware for that -- but you may feel restless. Thus you seek adventure in your life outside the relationship to prove and actualize yourself.

Of all the types, you would make the best parent.

You are coiffed.

Didja see "Big Fish"? 'Cause you're like Ewan MacGregor in "Big Fish."

Of the 166468 people who have taken this quiz, 9.3 % are this type.

So right off I see I'm an XPIG, that sounds manly, then I read the rest and my penis disappeared as the full weight of what I'd done descended upon me. I'm not manly or macho, I like to think of myself as a kind of an open minded, well rounded type, but I think all that really means is I'm a pansy. Ah well, if I hadn't already accepted it and resigned myself to my fate...I would do it at this point.

But Big Fish was an excellent movie, and Ewan MacGregor is kind of cute...that's good...right?

Thanks e