3 Laws
The Three Laws of Mall-Mart Santas:
1. A Santa may not discourage a sale, or through inaction, allow a sale to be lost.
2. A Santa must obey the orders given it by management except where such orders conflict with the first law.
3. A Santa must maintain that he IS Santa as long as doing so does not conflict with the first or second law.
Thieved from PVP's Christmas Special by Scott Kurtz
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