Damn you Murphy, Damn You!
Why is it that you can sit at your desk all alone for three hours, the office empty, but as soon as you fart some one comes running up to your desk to talk to you? The weird thing is that it's okay to sit in your own stench, but there's something very unsettling about someone else running into the cloud. I've always wondered if they can smell it or are they just being pollite by not backing up 5 paces. Do they think that you've soiled yourself or just had an unfortunate accident? Do they just accept it as one of those things or do they recognize the unfortunate situation because it's happened to them before?
Life is full of mysteries.
I don't want anyone to think that I like to fart and sit in my own stench, typically I try to be hygenic about the whole deal...but sometimes you think, "Eh, what could one little poot hurt, it's quiet, no one is here...".